Missy: Ready To Ship

I’ll admit, I didn’t expect to be writing this.

Or, well—maybe I did, but not quite like this. You see a listing for something like “Missy: Ready To Ship,” and at first, it feels like another one of those too-good-to-be-true things cluttering up your feed. But curiosity is a weird animal. It scratches at you until you give in.

The Warehouse Surprise

This doll is stored in our California warehouse and ready to ship. That’s what caught my eye first, honestly. Usually, these things are all about waiting… weeks, sometimes months (and don’t get me started on tracking numbers that never update). Here? They promised she’d arrive in 3-7 business days after your order is placed. Three days? Seven tops? For a full-size B-cup TPE sex doll standing 5 feet 7 inches tall (172 cm)? Skeptic mode: activated.

But—I guess here’s where the quietly impressed part slips in—she actually showed up on day five. No drama with customs or whatever else usually happens when you’re buying something shaped exactly like a human and weighing 84 lbs (38 kg).

As Pictured Means... Exactly That?

She comes exactly as pictured with the built-in vagina option, gel breasts, and standing feet. No surprises out of the box except maybe how real she looks under normal lighting (which was...unexpected). There’s no customization with this “ready to ship” deal; you take her as she is or not at all.

I figured that would bother me more than it did—but it turns out if you want your doll fast and like her exactly as shown with no customizations? This option really is great.

A Closer Look At Details

Let’s break down what matters for anyone still doubting:

• Bust: 31 inches
• Underbust: 26 inches
• Waist: 22.8 inches
• Hips: 33.8 inches

The proportions hit that athletic vibe without going overboard into cartoon territory (which some brands do). She’s got a steel skeleton with movable joints—feels solid but moves pretty naturally once you get used to handling her weight.

And yeah—the “hole depth” thing seemed awkward to even read at first but people want specifics: Vagina and anus both go about 6.7 inches deep; mouth about 5.1 inches.

Wait—Teen Sex Doll?

Here’s where things get prickly (for me anyway): the listing mentions “teen sex doll” but also notes she’s an adult model—18+ years old, just happens to have youthful features and that athletic build so many seem to want lately in their TPE dolls.

I remember thinking...is there really such a demand for this specific look? Maybe I’m just getting old or missing some trend here.

Speed vs Customization

If you don’t care about speedy delivery and would like to customize this doll, please click here—that line sits right beneath the main description online. Tempting if you’re picky about hair color or whatever tiny feature makes it feel more personal for you.

But honestly? After seeing how quickly Missy arrived—and how little hassle there was—I kind of stopped caring about tweaks I thought I’d need before ordering anything like this again.

Small Realization

Weirdly enough… having her show up looking exactly like the photos made everything less stressful than my last experience customizing a similar product overseas (don’t ask). Sometimes less choice means less second guessing yourself later on.

One thing though—the gel breasts are softer than expected but they warm up quick if you leave her under blankets for an hour or two before use.

Tangent About Standing Feet

Quick tangent: standing feet sound trivial until you try moving one of these around without them. Trust me—it matters way more than most people admit online.

Anyway—

There isn’t some grand conclusion here because I’m still figuring out what owning something like Missy means long term—or if she’ll end up gathering dust next year when life gets busy again (it always does).

But yeah…sometimes skepticism pays off by proving itself wrong—even if just a little bit at a time.

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